Everyone Poops

We have a little friend who has taken up residence on our front porch. Look at this picture of our porch light and tell me if you see anything:



Don't see it? Look a little closer, up on top of the light:



That's right! A frog! He has been there for a couple of months now, gorging himself on the bugs that are drawn to the light. Smart froggy. But wait, what's that stuff down on the ground underneath the light? Could it be...



Why, yes! A lovely fresh supply of frog crap! Did you know frog excrement was so large? No, neither did I. He is obviously a very well-fed little bugger. But if he doesn't learn how to clean up after himself, I might just have me some frog legs for dinner.