Crap.
Everything was going well until I found this note taped to my mirror this morning:
November 4, 2005
To: Eulallia, CEO My Face, Inc
Re: You can't get rid of me that easily
Dear Eulallia,
I wholeheartedly agree that my position between the two eyebrows was unsuitable. Unfortunately, at this time I cannot accept your decision to terminate my employment at My Face, Inc. Beginning today, I am redoubling my efforts and will be focusing my attention primarily to the Left and Center, Above Your Top Lip department. You should begin to see my improvements to the area as early as mid-morning. I thank you in advance for your support, and I look forward to a long and glorious future with your company.
Yours Forever,
Ms Pimple
November 4, 2005
To: Eulallia, CEO My Face, Inc
Re: You can't get rid of me that easily
Dear Eulallia,
I wholeheartedly agree that my position between the two eyebrows was unsuitable. Unfortunately, at this time I cannot accept your decision to terminate my employment at My Face, Inc. Beginning today, I am redoubling my efforts and will be focusing my attention primarily to the Left and Center, Above Your Top Lip department. You should begin to see my improvements to the area as early as mid-morning. I thank you in advance for your support, and I look forward to a long and glorious future with your company.
Yours Forever,
Ms Pimple
November 4, 2005