Guess and Tell- The Conclusion and also Sundry Sunday

Are you ready? Are you really really ready? Bizarre Black Plastic Thingy is...

The Vidal Sassoon Fan Tail- "Create the latest look in messy up-do's in seconds!"



You're supposed to use it to make a cute messy ponytail, which makes lca's guess of using it to make a bun the closest. Luckily she said "bun" and not "ponytail" or I would be out a million bucks, and I was kinda saving that to build a time machine so I could go back in time and hang out with Jimmy Stewart. There's just something about that Elwood P. Dowd...

Anyway, there you have it. A completely useless and stupid piece of crap that doesn't work. Lca almost-wins, and Mir gets mega super bonus points for her guess of an "uncomfortable diaphragm."

My random thoughts for the week:

1. My throat hurts.

2. I find it sad that playing Prince Malcolm in my 6th grade class's production of "Macbeth" was the highlight of my career as a performer.

3. Why did Oprah spend 15 minutes talking about what a good job her hairdresser did decorating her freaking mansion of a guest house? This is supposed to be inspiring and interesting how?

4. I recently realized that Grover is my Sesame Street alter-ego. And I think this is very revealing about me.

5. HOW does the pretzel inside the Hershey's Take 5 candy bar stay so fantastically CRUNCHY? I just don't get it!