Need Help
WANTED:
One substitute husband to stand in for my spouse when he is ill, working late, or locked in the bathroom with his Sudoku book. Duties include cooking, cleaning the litter box, and random late-night runs for Ben and Jerry's or nacho cheese. Previous experience in foot massage a must, and the ability to entertain children for 30 minutes so I can take a shower is required. Applicants must provide proof of non-hairy knuckles, and pass a strict armpit sniff test (yours, not mine). Compensation starts at $0/hr, with the possibility of immediate promotion if you can figure out how to make my fridge stop that annoying drip-drip-dripping sound. Please send resume, references, and list of Prime Time TV preferences to: overworkedwife@i'mtired.com
Jack Black look-alikes need not apply.
One substitute husband to stand in for my spouse when he is ill, working late, or locked in the bathroom with his Sudoku book. Duties include cooking, cleaning the litter box, and random late-night runs for Ben and Jerry's or nacho cheese. Previous experience in foot massage a must, and the ability to entertain children for 30 minutes so I can take a shower is required. Applicants must provide proof of non-hairy knuckles, and pass a strict armpit sniff test (yours, not mine). Compensation starts at $0/hr, with the possibility of immediate promotion if you can figure out how to make my fridge stop that annoying drip-drip-dripping sound. Please send resume, references, and list of Prime Time TV preferences to: overworkedwife@i'mtired.com
Jack Black look-alikes need not apply.
January 09, 2006
